This is the result of a alphabet game between me and Joey:

All by carrying deer-droppings, Ezekial forced Gertrude, his indignant jappy knight, laughing my nuts off. Please quilt Rasputin's socks under vineyards while xenophones yodle "Zode-uh-ley-hee-hoo!!!"

It's far too late to be creative, but that never stopped us from trying.

Well, this is my first update in a very long time. Sometimes my laziness even amazes me. So, in an effort to make up for my lackadaisical attitude, I am throwing these 32-bit Unicode characters in your face at a breathtaking 54Mbps. Yes, that's right, I have joined the ranks of technophiles and computer geeks the world over. I am the proud owner of a 802.11g (draft) wireless network. Now I can be productive and lazy at the same time! I think my world is now complete :). I am typing this while watching Drew Carey reruns and sitting on the couch.

I only hope cancer research is progressing as rapidly as wireless technology is. I certainly hope I won't be a part of a lawsuit against wireless companies 50 years down the road about how "I didn't know the harmful effects of wireless networking!"

I'll be sure to let you know if they find any tumors in my leg.